french tuck
when a man attempts to appear to have female genitalia by tucking his junk behind his thighs or in his crack.
my favorite part in ace ventura: pet detective was when they lifted up the skirt on the lady and it turned out to be a guy doing a french tuck. it looked like a nasty case of hemorrhoids.
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