French unicorn
the act of a man having s-x with a person from behind (i.e. ‘doggy style’) until he nears -rg-sm, whereupon he withdraws, straddles his partner’s head and places his erection on his or her forehead so that it protrudes at the moment of -j-c-l-t–n like a magical unicorn horn.
my boyfriend surprised me with a french unicorn for my birthday.
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