fresh fruit basket
a fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your d-ck and b-lls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.
d-mn it i didn’t mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my b-tthole screamed as soon as i bent over.
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