Freshman Backpack
a condition in which students usually freshman haven’t yet learned how to use their lockers and carry around all their books in their backpack making them (the backpacks) stretch to breaking point.
kid 1- i have like all my books in my bag
kid 2- ha! you have freshman backpack!
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