Fried Egg Nipples
dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. most common of middle eastern t-ts.
“jesus sally, i didn’t expect to find you had fried egg nipples”.
fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don’t turn me on.
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