friend boned
the awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal h-ll of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as “just friends” afterwards…
“yo i heard you got out of the friend zone with christine last night!”
“nah man i’m not just friend zoned i’m friend boned!”
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