Friend Fatigue
comparable to metal fatigue, friend fatigue is a condition contracted by an individual from a self-centered friend as a result of that friend’s endlessly repeated tales of misfortune, failure, unhappiness, or success, achievement etc. freeloaders, depressives and comedians (people who have to make everything a joke)
are character types that are often carriers of this social virus. a person who contracts ff often will usually end up avoiding the carrier. ironically ff carriers are immune to ff.
for 20 years now caroline/george has had a series of disastrous love affairs. 5 minutes ago he/she called and already i am being subjected to the latest sad episode of misplaced trust, betrayal, and consequent anguish. i feel my head beginning to tighten and an urgent need to cut off the call. for caroline/george i no longer feel anything, least of all sympathy. i am in an advanced state of “friend fatigue”.
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