friend fucker philosophy
the idea that in order to reject someone you must f-ck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee’s house. it helps if your friends -ssist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have s-x with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. if he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and f-ck the friend.
the friend f-cker philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. it is very sl-tty behavior and should only be used in extreme circ-mstances.
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