kansas tractor
the act of receiving s-xual pleasure by taking two tennis b-lls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the t-st-cl-s of the recipeant. thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.
juan and nick felt like spanking one another’s t-st-cl-s so they proceeded to try out the kansas tractor.
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