when your mate is working his charms on a rather attractive l-ss but her fat friend is making things awkward. you must jump on the friend grenade, thus allowing your man to get his nut.
guy 1: dude friend grenade me, she’s cramping my style
guy 2: (shudders) ok man but you owe me for this whale
mo f-cker who’s in charge boss: “i’ll be gone next week” worker: -shrugs- boss: “you’ll be the mofwic” worker: -nods-
- turd rangler
one who rangles t-rd. a dog poo picker upper. a newly famous cartoon i need to hire a new t-rd rangler, my backyard is very messy. i love t-rd rangler
- friend hiatus
when a friend commits an act that you don’t approve of, you can put said friend on “friend hiatus” to show your disapproval. friend hiatus usually only lasts between a few minutes to an hour but special circ-mstances may call for an extended friend hiatus. sally- hey john, sorry i couldn’t hang out yesterday, but […]
1. to be unjustly proud or boastful while telling stories that are of poor quality. 2. to constantly attempt to top a friend’s stories i don’t care how your cat died. i was talking about my father’s p-ssing. stop being so roosterish.
a polite to way to say f-ck hey honey want to jahomph?