Friend Grenade

when your mate is working his charms on a rather attractive l-ss but her fat friend is making things awkward. you must jump on the friend grenade, thus allowing your man to get his nut.
guy 1: dude friend grenade me, she’s cramping my style
guy 2: (shudders) ok man but you owe me for this whale

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