friend rape
not to be confused with actual (s-xual) rape, friend rape is when you hangout with someone in such a way that you force them into being your friend. this often occurs with the help of the subjects actual friends.
bob was avoiding me, so i got his friends to help me friend rape him.
forcing one, against his or her will or without consent, to be friends with one’s own self.
kate, we’re friends. deal with it, you don’t get a say. i just friend raped the sh-t out of you.
when your facebook or mysp-ce friend searches through your friends list for indirect and/or unshared friends.
me: “how do you know this guy from my hometown?”
out of state college friend: “oh, they added me the other day, said they knew you.”
me: “ugh, friend raped again.”
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