friend-zy
an acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. slightly obsessive, very crazy. copies everything you do and tries to get in your ‘crowd’ when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. pr-ne to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. longs to hear you say you ‘love her’ via major hinting such as “love you”, “do you like me better than…” all this behaviour acc-mulates into a ‘friend-zy’.
approach with caution!!!
“holy sh-t, that lauren sure is a friend-zy. she keeps texting me all night and sulking when i see my other friends. she won’t leave me alone.”
“i thought that b-tch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my -ss!!”
“back off loser, you’re getting too friend-zy!!”
the state one finds themself in when located at the ‘people you may know’ section of facebook, relentlessly requesting people on the instantly refreshing, never-ending list to be their “friend.” the people that populate it would most likely have never become their friend otherwise.
desmond: oh, snap! 8 new friends in 10 seconds! now that’s what i call a friendzy!
wayne: it be for real!
thanks to the friendzies caused by the ‘people you may know’ section of facebook, people really do think they have 1000 friends.
when you become friends with a large number of people in facebook at once for a variety of reasons.
i friended an old buddy from high school, and suddenly i went on a friendzy with all my old school buds.
i hadn’t checked my friend requests for like, ages, and when i went in, i went on a friendzy and friended like six new people.
an acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. slightly obsessive, very crazy. copies everything you do and tries to get in your ‘crowd’ when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. pr-ne to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. longs to hear you say you ‘love her’ via major hinting such as “love you”, “do you like me better than…” all this behaviour acc-mulates into a ‘friend-zy’.
approach with caution!!!
“holy sh-t, that lauren sure is a friend-zy. she keeps texting me all night and sulking when i see my other friends. she won’t leave me alone.”
“i thought that b-tch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my -ss!!”
“back off loser, you’re getting too friend-zy!!”
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