friendzone crotch
blue b-lls that you get after just being friendzoned by a girl who may or may not have been ontop of you at the time of the friendzoning.
man, i was just about to get nailed by christie, but then she saw my tiny c-ck and said we should just be friends. now i have friendzone crotch!
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