frightentific method


this is the method used by frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.
using the frightentific method we were able to apply “corrections” to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

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