Froddage Cheese
when performing froddage, you finish between her b-tt-cheeks, t-ts, or armpit, and the s-m-n gets all crusty and starts smelling foul, much like cottage cheese.
man, my boyfriend didn’t tell me he came when he t-t-f-cked me.
why is that a bad thing?
cuz i didn’t shower afterwards, and i got froddage cheese all over my t-ts.
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