when his d-ck game is strong
- strategic p**p
1 strategic p–ping: the act of timing your p–ps to only interfere with cl-ss time see also: great idea example: “i use strategic p–ping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics.”
- hooker pretty
a female who looks like a lady of the night but in a pretty way. she has all her own teeth, no visable bruises, and her face isn’t that busted up. but definitely not a 10. that asian c-cktail waitress is hooker pretty.
when you are so bored you mash your key board and search it. dnfhofaegfbgah;dshaf fnthui hweugiweuihfiuoeqfn
this is when you “attempt” to drunkenly touch someone’s b–b. but actually you don’t do it, but everyone still says you did it. i promise i didn’t do it. watch out he just did a “ziggi”
a donut and a smoothie put together, to create heaven! yum! that doothie tastes like heaven!