Front Bumper Douche Master
to think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:
1. brand new at it yourself
2. have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
“wow, jerad keeps giving everyone ‘expert’ advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the ‘retreat manager’ job one year ago! what a total front b-mper douche master!”
“brody is a total front b-mper douche master. he keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!”
front b-mper douche master
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