frozen custard
the pansy way to say ice cream. invented only for the sole purpose of sounding special. while it adds a bit of creativity to the traditional name of ice cream, it only serves the purpose of allowing the owners to charge people more for plain, old ice cream. some may ask, “is there really is a difference between ice cream and frozen custard?” the answer is simply no. and all you so called ice cream places that think you’re so special because you serve “frozen custard”? you’re not.
maya (pansy server 1): “um. we don’t serve ice cream here.”
jack (pansy server 2): “can’t you read? the sign clearly says frozen custard.”
customer: get a life.
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