Frozen eyelid


a frozen eyelid is when you get c-m in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.
donny: ughh yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old

nan: woohooo

donny: arghh im j-zzing everywhere

nan: oh f-ck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks

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