frozen moon boots
when a man takes a pair of work boots and puts them in the freezer for two weeks. after he does that he puts them on and shoves his foot up a girls -ss hole.
friend: “dude i frozen moon boots ur mom last night.”
other friend: “wtf!?!”
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