fruit job
when a girl takes a fruit roll-up or a friut by the foot and wraps it around your d-ck then proceeds with the head
oh, jenny can give a good f-ckin friut job!
when a straight man sucks your d-ck, therefore making him gay or bis-xual
james gave me a warm fruitjob last night while he dreamed that his wife had one this big.
a fruitjob… also known as a dbf, drive by fruiting, where the fruitsalad is placed at direct eye-level with the eyes of the drive thru cashier or cashieress
i climbed on the box to be at the proper level to perform a fruitjob on the wendy’s clerk.
when they trun around my -ss and genatalia will be eye level thus creating a fruit job
or :
towards three am, i approach the window with my b-lls and c-ck betwixt my -ss, ready for fresh eye level gazes
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