fruity


“fruity” has a precise meaning, but is difficult to define. loosely speaking, the word refers to something which is cheerfully and perkily saccharine, naïve, generic, corny, b-n-l, innocuous, un-self-consciously dippy, s-xually neutered (or, conversely, having perverse subtexts), or just plain dumb – and is amusing because of it. dorkiness which doesn’t even know that it’s dorky, but celebrates its own dorkiness anyway: that which is flamboyantly and happily r-t-rded. closely synonymous with gay, in the not-necessarily-h-m-s-xual sense.

examples of fruitiness include:

– those old tv commercials for mentos (“the freshmaker!”)

– the theme song to “the neverending story”

– the 80s band wham! (in fact, the 80s as a whole was quite possibly the fruitiest decade ever)

– those slim goodbody fitness programs they made you watch in elementary school
“cats” may be the fruitiest show ever to grace broadway.
a guy that is not always gay but could be; he may act in a flamboyant, bouncy, or feminine way
gunther, the fashion designer, acts very fruity
something that seems odd or queer. not neccesarily “gay”.
i told my friend my dad was acting fruity after i caught him dancing around in a banana costume.
bert and ernie from sesame street
bert and ernie have a real “close” relationship…its so fruity
reminiscient of fruit.
this gum tastes fruity.
the new, non-insulting way of calling things “gay”
sarah: ugh those shoes are sooo fruity…

kate: i know right!?
something thats gay or related
two guys shopping is fruities

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