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• playing croquet on the lawn

  to have s-x with someone. used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours. ez: what where you doing friday with galadriel? skyelar: oh, not much. just playing croquet on the lawn..

• please

  the magic word whats the magic word? another word for “now”. hand me those cookies, please. can b used instead of eitha (1) “i don’t believe you” or (2) “yeah, right.” (1) “ey, i jus f-cked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!” >> “girl, please.” (2) “stop frontin, u kno u want […]

• hot cider

  the act of drinking a warm beverage after it is poured down your standing partner’s b-tt crack. terry: “why are you walking so funny?” billy: “my life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so i obliged.”

• Hot Dicks

  a game in which you drive up to an unsuspecting person, scream “hot d-cks” and drive away. hey i’m bored, lets go play hot d-cks! when one is mad and therefore threatens to cut off thier loved ones d-ck, place it into a hotdog bun and proceed to feed it to them. natalie: “carl you’re […]

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