ftl
the opposite of ftw (for the win)
an acronym for “for the loss”
you say it when your team is about to lose, because you got paired with grab–sses.
“people who think ftl means “for the lose” are taking english tests ftl”
french the llama.
created by john green of the vlogbrothers(youtube) after a compet-tion run by darpa. one person said ftl and it meant for the loss. nerdfighters then tricked john into thinking it was french the llama. it is used when showing emphasis when someone doesnt want to say the f word.
e.g 1) person 1 look a whale!
person 2 french the llama that wail is big.
e.g. 2) person 1 what does ftl mean.
person 2 french the llama
stands for “for the loss”. often used in online-gaming.
dude, we just wiped in h-llfire ramparts. noob tank ftl.
or
i couldn’t move! cheap–ss keyboard ftl.
faster than light.
“i wish they would invent ftl drives soon and we’ll start conquering planets outside our solar system!”.
an internet meme, or moomoo,from the vlogbrother’s video “awesome project is awesome” meaning:
“french the llama”
“ftl! the squre root of (-1) is a letter?!?!?!?!” -john
for the lulz
-doing something for the sheer enjoyment of it.
i’m going to pee on this guy’s house ftl.
also stands for “f-ck that loser”, activision-blizzard’s jay wilson regarding his facebook message towards david breivik’s comments on diablo 3 game.
self-explanatory, f-ck that loser, ftl, ftl
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