FTPTT
failure to pull the trigger – someone that can never make it past the idea stage of anything. commonly found when purchasing something, especially online.
he thought he had this great idea for a product, but he suffers from severe ftptt.
she almost bought that online, but she can’t get past her chronic case of ftptt.
#failure to commit #failure #failure to pull the trigger #can’t commit
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