Slippery Sammy
you pour skim milk on your d-ck then lube up her middle toe. then slide your flaccid milk covered p-n-s in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. then she forcefully slaps your head of your p-n-s about. then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy p-ssy, it is now covered in slimy p-ssy juice. and with her perky t-ts takes off the cap of the marker. then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. then she goes “meow baby” and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the d-ck hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid p-n-s now hard af. then slowly sliding her foot away from your n-b then she gets her newborn p-ssy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled d-ck. then slides a moldy potato onto your d-ck and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your d-ck open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bl–dy love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bl–dy h-ll
lets slippery sammy
#slippery #sammy
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