Fuck Dork
term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women’s names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber’s crack,
your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman’s name having, bikini brief wearing plumber’s crack haver you f-ck dork!
a term sp-wned in central texas referring to really drunk dorky girls.
f-ckdorks are generally over-educated, underpaid, and usually wear gl-sses. they spend their time reading and doing medical studies for rent money.
the first appearance of the word was in the song “timetables” by the austin, texas band p-ssy bear.
d-mn, check out that f-ckdork on her bicycle. she just crashed into a prius in front of the library. shouldn’t she be wearing her gl-sses.
a nickname used to describe silver(the person not the metal).
f-ckdork loves to get it on with dudes.
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