fuck flu


a set of intense, flu-like symptoms that appear in someone who has recently contracted hiv (“seroconverted”). the “flu” usually sets in about 10-14 days after the initial infection, during which a person’s hiv viral load is extremely high (and, thus, so is her ability to p-ss the virus on).
after a wild weekend of partying and having unsafe s-x, dave started to feel weak; he hoped it wasn’t the f-ck flu.
hiv or aids contracted from male to male intercourse.
did you hear sam didn’t have the bird flu, he was barebacking and got the f-ck flu.

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