fuck me till Tuesday
an expression of disbelief.
an expression of disappointment.
an expression of anger.
an invitation to an attractive member of the opposite s-x
for a long fun filled weekend.
h-rny guy: “hi, i was standing over there admiring your beauty
when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for some wine, music and a fun weekend.”
cute chick: “that sounds interesting, i would love to.”
h-rny guy: “let’s get started! i want you to f-ck me till tuesday.”
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