Postulizing
the act of theorizing some incredulous idea, specifically one that is being spoken to other members of the conversation that are sitting in another room (hearing the same theory from whatever television show is on).
person 1:what he say!
person 2: dr. house said “when did you come across this new information?”(in reference to one doctor saying that foreman was black unlike the white patient with the same disease)
person 1: because foreman’s african the disease will spread different than in the white guy i bet.
person 2: that’s what they just said!
person 1: well, that’s what i was postulizing would happen.
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