Fuck my balding head
an phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. the person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more f-cked up around him with each new day. the expression has little or no connection with another widely used one ‘f-ck my skull’
a:f-ck my balding head!the editors are at it again!
b:i agree.f-ck my sister!
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