Fuckarma
pr-nounced fuh-car-ma
the belief that genuinely good people are victimized for their polite nature and are taken advantage of by less comp-ssionate, selfish people; pessimistic form of karma
“my grandparents are losing the house because of my medical bills, i feel horrible. all they’ve ever done for anyone is help. now, the bank is taking their house.”
“i’m sorry hun, the world is cruel. it’s not karma, it’s f-ckarma.”
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