fucked by an elephant
the act of ramming ones knee directly into the -sshole of the victim.
“hey man, you ever been f-cked by an elephant? -bam- you have now!”
1.an extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the -ss of another person
2.what happens when ur not watching ur -ss at a zoo
ex:
1.i gave mark the old “f-cked by an elephant” routine and he’s still walking around like a pregnant girl
2.we all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant
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