Fucked Hair
when you go to a small salon and pay a decent amount to get your hair done and later you find out the idiots who didn’t finish beauty school. basically, when your hair is so far ruined that only shaving it off will fix it.
victim: sh-t! they made me pay for this f-cked hair!
bystander: what the h-ll is wrong with your hair? it’s pixied now!
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