Fucknoodle
an idiot, -sshole, b-st-rd, or someone you really don’t like.
look at that kid, he is such a f-cknoodle.
a noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman’s v-g-n- and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. they likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
may also apply to a woman who is so loose, her v-g-n- looks more like spaghetti strings.
“where did my pasta go?” “probably celina’s v-g-n- over there; she’s into f-ck noodles.”
“heard you ran away from diane.” “are you kidding? she’s been with so many guys, she’s a total f-ck noodle!”
nickname for a mans c-ck…
jenkins stuck his f-cknoodle in the hookers sn-tch
it is a p-n-s. you f-ck with it.
you’re a f-ck noodle.
a pool noodle used as a d-ld-
“hey amber, hand me that f-ck noodle over there” 😉
another word for sh-t, but funny
if i drop something:
f-ck noodles
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