fukendouche
a 50-something -sshat trolling parking lots in his midlifecrisismobile looking for young chicks and his youth. he’s usually seen in a wife beater or topless, with the t-tops off. his fart cannon exhaust and delightful revving of the engine throughout the neighborhood bring shudders of “joy” to all.
closely related to guys who drive over-sized diesels and suffer from “nice-truck-sorry-about-your-d-ck” syndrome.
your chariot awaits!
lester thought his tasty new corvette would help him score with the cute cashier at vitamin cottage, but she just thought he was a huge f-kendouche.
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