Full Service Blumpkin
a standard blumpkin followed by a rimjob. that’s as much description as i’m offering; i’ll leave it for you to do the math.
-sshole #1: man, that marginally pretty hyper sl-t, sally–you know the one who doesn’t quite fit in and has all those horrible daddy and self esteem issues–well, anyway, she’s so f-cking messed up in the skull that i actually talked the stupid wh-r- into giving me a full service blumpkin about an hour ago!!!
-sshole #… other -sshole: was she drunk?
-sshole #1: nope.
other -sshole: did you get her to sign a consent form?
-sshole #1: well, duh, moron–i mean i’m not some neanderthal, troglodyte, rapist monster who goes around preying on vulnerable women, or anything.
other -sshole: well, sweet then. high five!
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