fun assasin


1) my wife.
2) black hole of amus-m-nt. (for instance, building a home-made catapult and having fun hurling dog droppings into the yard across the street. this person would instantly make that unfunny and make you stop.)
3) a person so anti-funny that if you mixed humor and this person together, the resulting explosion would rip away earth’s atmosphere and make it an unliveable planet for thousands of years.
“sh-t, here she comes. d-mn fun -ssasin. hide the catapult.”
a person who no matter how much fun people are having around them can suck the fun out of that situation.
oh great hear comes my wife the fun -ssain.

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