functioning homosexual
a functioning h-m-s-xual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama -ssociated with their s-xual orientation.
a h-m-s-xual who can p-ss as straight when the need arises.
someone like will on will and grace.
gay dude 1: it’s amazing how calm bob was when brucie had
his meltdown at the glt meeting last night.
gay dude 2: bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning h-m-s-xual.
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