funker


a person stuck in the past
a person who still has an afro
a hick; trailer park trash
that new kid from texas is such a hicktown funker.
a person who lacks some of the qualities of a “f-cker” but exhibits many of the same traits.
“he’s such a funker for being late all the time!”
someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.
you are a funker, for the sake of my health we shouldn’t be friends.
a guy called dalj or collin, who sucks peoples farts all day long and then has a w-nk!
that dude over there has been sucking guffs all day and now he’s having a five knuckel shuffel …. what a funker!

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