Funnel Cake

the g-d of all sugary yummy confections.
go and get me one. now. i order you to.
a delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! it is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries
so i went to paramount’s great america on friday in santa clara california… they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. it was awesome i ate like 5 but i gained 15 pounds =(
to have dry -n-l s-x until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of -n-l s-x until completion.
yeah i gave mary the ol’ funnelcake last night.
a p-ssy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.
toni: “you ok?”
olivia: “h-ll no! i was just funnel caked!”
toni: “oh d-mn! better clean that out.”
someone who succ-mbs to funneling.
i can say anything i wish, these readers are a bunch of funnel cakes.
when you wet your p-n-s, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your d-ck. multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.
so i got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.
the act of excreting diarrea into a funnel that has been inserted into the recipients mouth.
the higher ups yelled at my boss and then he took it out on me. the sh-t just trickles down. life is always giving me a funnel cake!

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