funnel squirt


similar to a hot fart. a fart where a little extra sauce comes out in your underwear.

when you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid cr-p all over one of your friends.
after eating a large cheese-steak and cheese fries, brian pushed too hard and funnel squirted in his pants.

i can’t believe tony funnel squirted all over brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.

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