Furbleweed
those little drifting clumps of pet hair that seem to roll across the floor when you have company, no matter how many times you vacuum or dust.
“i’m sick of this. it’s haunting me. the hairs. it’s always there. everywhere. furbleweed!”
“an element present in every house, no matter how clean it is, no furbleweed, the place is haunted.”
b-lls of animal fur that roll across clean surfaces
there are furbleweeds rolling across the kitchen floor.
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