furniture shopping

inappropriate or predatory s-xual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small p-n-ses and low iqs)
see: donald trump
“i did try and f— her. she was married… and i moved on her very heavily. in fact, i took her out furniture shopping. she wanted to get some furniture. i said, ‘i’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.'” – donald trump

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