furry purse
womans bits, sn-tch, tw-t.
woman fell off chair with short skirt on, legs in the air leaving furry purse on show.
in 2001, a friends younger sister katie genuinely asked her sister “have you seen my furry purse?” to which came the reply “no”. her sister said “you sure? it’s pink and furry…..” at that i laughed and it bacame personal slang for something pink and furry.
later in 2001 while on a hockey tour in south wales, the team i played for latched onto it, hook line and sinker. it stuck and obviously travelled.
“my furry purse is all itchy”.
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