gaffle pirately
v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.
my friends dragged me to some f-ckstick’s house so i entertained myself by gaffling his cd collection pirately.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was f-ckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
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