Gagapocalypse
the end of days, brought about by a radio station accidentally playing all of lady gaga’s h-t singles in a row. fashionably dressed zombies will dance in the streets to catchy synth-pop beats, and will only eat brains in the most ironic and symbolic of ways.
we got close to a gagapocalypse yesterday. the local top-40 station played poker face, bad romance, alejandro and telephone one-after-the-other. thank goodness the next song was taylor swift, or we’d be overrun by little monsters.
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