GAHOOYA
pr-nounced: ga-hoo-ya
acronym for get your head out of your -ss. doing something so stupid no other word suffices.
bob locked his keys in his car, he is such a gahooya.
the guys on jack-ss are gahooya’s
i forgot my homework again! i’m such a gahooya!
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