gained an inch


this term refers to a man “gaining” an inch to his d-ck by having done something extremely bad-ss/manly, thus becoming even more manly. men can wear these accomplishments as a medal and brag about them at later dates.
dude #1: “man yesterday was crazy! i definitely gained an inch.”
dude #2: “what did you do to earn that accomplishment?”
dude #1: “i grew a beard, threw on my plaid shirt and bibs, and went out to the forest and chopped down trees to make myself a log cabin.”
dude #2: “d-mn!”

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