Gallon Douche
that douche bag that goes to cl-sses with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. the need for this kind of hydration in a cl-ss that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even michael phelps.
“that guy brought a gallon of water to eng 101? really? what a gallon douche”
“man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. we should call him a gallon douche”
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